Lyndsey

Born in England and transplanted to Southern California, San Fernando Valley to be exact, at the wee age of 7 years old, Lyndsey finds herself in a state of conflict and confusion quite regularly...one minute gagging herself with a spoon like for sure, the next moment decidedly hunting for bangers and mash. As her mother drank Guinness throughout the entire pregnancy, poor little Lynz has had life-long bladder control issues. Mama Marks also drank warm milk to get to sleep at night and encountered sour milk one dark night, thereby passing along lactose intolerance to her little one. Digestive issues have plagued her all her life. Another bizarre side effect is the miraculous shouting out of vegetables in Russian at the moment of climax...miraculous because she doesnŐt actually speak Russian. Last but not least, Lyndsey has always had compulsive completely uncontrollable bouts of clothing removal, which led her to this gig. Thank Goodness! And thanks Mum!

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